February 2012
76 posts
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
thetimetier:
magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA WAIT STOP THE DRAMA WAIT...
most-awkward-moments:
I HAVEN’T POPPED MY POPCORN YET
Whenever I eat something delicious and can't stop...
itotallyrelate:
When a teacher lets you talk, but you don't know... →
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
And you’re just sitting there:
Other teenagers are...
thefunniestpost:
Getting jailed:
Addicted to smoking:
Getting pregnant:
And then, there’s you:
Our parents should be thankful!
Daily Needs of our Generation:
ohsofunnyblog:
Food: 10% , Water: 2% ,Sleep: 3% ,Tumblr: 85%
When the substitute teacher is fine as fuck
Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
When people actually go out and have social lives.
saddeer:
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
Arriving At A Friend's House →
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
thelaughingmango:
totally-relatable:
And you’re like:
I see people complain about not being able to...
laugh-addict:
Bitch, you don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
when-moments-blog:
When someone apologizes for bumping into you when...
thelazy:
YOU BETTER BE SORRY
That moment when people pair you up with the...
“F*ck you guys”
When I start to do my homework, but have no idea...
laugh-addict:
"We're getting pizza for dinner"
laugh-addict:
Me:
when your best friend like your facebook status...
What other people do when it's raining....
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
What I do…
When people cut you in the lunch line because they... →
"Hey I'm taking a picture of ya, so just act...
When your parents walk into your room for no...
totally-relatable:
"I like your hair"
chaystar:
“Thanks, I grew it myself”
When your mom is preparing your favorite meal
whatsgoingon12:
When you're looking at yourself alone in the...
epic-humor:
When a bitch turns around and looks at you for no...
laugh-addict:
hpandrandomness:
captain-cheesecake:
sassy-gay-karkat:
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
jfc
LAUGHING SO HARD
easy mistake to make
Reflexes
Expectations:
Reality:
I'm home alone.
laugh-addict:
Time to start my concert.
Play dead. →
dooshnanana:
When people say they don't care about something...
niknak79:
That awkward moment when you say something funny...
epic-humor:
you’re like:
When the waiter gives you a refill and you didn't...
When one of your jacket strings is longer than the...
freshprinceofcompton:
The moment when you're on Tumblr and your parent...
whatsgoingon12: